Why yes, I am crazy

[leviatha]

 

I Wanna be the Manliest man there ever was


The winter festival avoided a mess

They found the flattest maid ever was

To dress him up was no real test

It was convincing him to do it for a cause

 

He has traveled across the lands

Being sick from every ride

Unsuspecting of future plans

That will kill him little more inside

 

Chaltier! Why is it always me!?

 Kyle Dunamis it’s not funny!

Chal, you’re suppose to my best friend

My pride, I’ll defend to bitter end

I’m male! It’s very true

One of these days, I’ll kill all of you

                                                    

You laugh at me and I’ll pow hammer you

POW POW HAMMER! Serves you right

 

Every challenge along the way

With dignity I will face

The flirts I see everyday

I will put them in their place

                               

I will prove I am right

That nothing is what it seem

I will grow taller in height

Being seen as a man is my dream.

 

Hraesvelgr Got Ran Over by Arche and Raine


Residents of Dailentia should take heed

Despite the fact it’s past Christmas Eve

You should probably start get packing

For you wished you hadn’t witness their horrible deed

 

Arche and Raine had been cooking

Against many pleas for them stop

But they overrode us all

Now over half Hraesvelgr has dropped

 

When Leon and Kyle arrived next morning

Expecting to fight for the flag

Streets were litter with projectile vomit

Thus they refused to come back

 

Residents of Dailentia should take heed

Despite the fact it’s past Christmas Eve

You should probably start get packing

For you wished you hadn’t witness their horrible deed

 

A lot of us wished we were Mithos

So we won’t have to taste a thing

But even that didn’t save him

So his day with Martel was traumatizing

 

Guy tried to do some damage control

But failed at every turn

Didn’t help that they were both girls

Sent him shrieking to the point of no return (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

 

Resident of Dailentia should heed

Despite the fact it’s past Christmas Eve

You should probably start get packing

For you wished hadn’t witness their horrible deed

 

Now Rommy is arriving

She’s a newcomer as well

Even she could sense the danger

So her first day was spent hiding under a spell

 

Better warn all your friends and loved ones

“Better run while you can”

Because once they come into the kingdom

They’re all going to go out in a bang

 

Resident of Dailentia should heed

Despite the fact it’s past Christmas Eve

You should probably get packing

For you wished hadn’t witness their horrible deed